Hadn't He sent down his holy missives in uncountably vast numbers to guide and succour his terrible creations? And hadn't they merely eaten each other on them, made love, shit and slavered all over them? Anything in fact, other than read them?!!
For 300 million years long He had fired down His holy word to His beloved ones. It was enough!
The great holy eyes burned golden and lightening shot through those titanic ghastly orbs. His wrath was terrible indeed.
And so it was with an Earth-trembling roar, made up half of anger, half of grief, that the Great Old Dinosaur hurled down his final, fateful missive, a 5 billion tonner, roaring in awesome rage...
READ THIS YOU BASTIDS!!!